I know, I know, it's been a long time...

"I guess being awesome is a full-time job, for me at least."

"Jason, how was sleeping on the couch?" :)


Jason, trying to convince Michael to go work out:
“Come on, Mike – I’m missing out on an hour of making out to go lift.”
“I…guess I can’t say no to that.”


“I only get to give her one kiss, and that’s it.”
“Well that sucks!”


"Time for a ten minute break..."
"But you haven't even started studying!"
"That's never stopped me before!"