"I guess being awesome is a full-time job, for me at least."
"Jason, how was sleeping on the couch?" :)
Jason, trying to convince Michael to go work out:
“Come on, Mike – I’m missing out on an hour of making out to go lift.”“I…guess I can’t say no to that.”
“I only get to give her one kiss, and that’s it.”“Well that sucks!”"Time for a ten minute break...""But you haven't even started studying!""That's never stopped me before!"