Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Last one of the Semester

"That's a cold spoon..."

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I know, I know, it's been a long time...

"I guess being awesome is a full-time job, for me at least."

"Jason, how was sleeping on the couch?" :)


Jason, trying to convince Michael to go work out:
“Come on, Mike – I’m missing out on an hour of making out to go lift.”
“I…guess I can’t say no to that.”


“I only get to give her one kiss, and that’s it.”
“Well that sucks!”


"Time for a ten minute break..."
"But you haven't even started studying!"
"That's never stopped me before!"

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

It can be expressed... trust me.

"I'm good at it."

"But you should like standard deviations."
"Math is of satan and satan is of the devil!"



Monday, February 8, 2010

REALLY GUYS?!!...

"So are you guys gonna take your shirts off too?"

"I saw your mexican version on campus today and he wasn't even bald."

"So I'm going to the cadaver lab"
"That's gross!"
"You're face is gross, plus that's what your mom said when you were born!"
(Jared then slams the door... then quietly opens it, pops his head in...)
"I love you?"





Tuesday, January 26, 2010

FUN STUFF

"I will never have ED." -Travis


(While playing catch phrase, Jared describes his word to Mike and Jason...)
"An actor from my same race and color." -Jared
"DENZEL WASHINGTON!" -Mike
"Exaclty!"


(Mike, Jason, and Kara are staring at a picture of Gordon B. Hinckley ...)
"We should probably take that down." -Mike
"Why would you take it down?" -Kara
"Because he's dead."
"Well, we put pictures of Je...""Nevermind." -Jason


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Mutual Agreement

"We need to move out guys and fast!"

"You planned your own birthday party?" "What a loser." -Christina

"I hate nice people!"

Sunday, January 3, 2010

New Year, New Quotes...

"Don't worry guys, maybe next time there will be prettier girls." -Travis


"Girls should have to declare when they're fifteen that they're going on a mission!" -Jason
"Then they have to wear a black arm band until they go." -Mike
"They should have to sign a waiver." -Travis


(After Mike wrestled Travis to the ground...)
"The side of my face is numb after you threw me to the ground Mike!""I feel like I went to the dentist." -Travis
"Yeah!" "You went to Dr. Murdock!" -Mike


"Yes, Colonel Alleger." -Dave